No, it is not April Fools Day!
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A baker in Weymouth has been told that they cannot sell pig shaped tarts called "pig tarts" because they do not contain pork! Now I would have thought that there would have been a certain level of crass stupidity below which the level of trading standards monitoring would have not allowed itself to sink below. But they have discovered new depths! Do they not realise that with such incidents they lose public respect, and in it's place they, rightly so, become subject to extensive ridicule. But the matter needs to go further than this. In our society we need a service that maintains trading standards rigorously but fairly, not this sort of buffoonery that we are subjected to now. I am hopeful that most of the time they do a good job. But please lets sort out the decision - making process and the "chain of command" so that we do not have to put up with this nonsense again.
